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NEW REVIEWS:

Avenging Disco Godfather (1979)
Death Bed: The Bed that Eats (1977)
The Galaxy Invader (1985)
Guru the Mad Monk (1970)
Mutant Hunt (1986)
Stunt Rock (1978)
Tarkan vs. the Vikings (1971)
To Catch a Yeti (1995)
Werewolf in a Girls' Dormitory (1961)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

El Santo is way behind on his B-Masters roundtable obligations, so you get two for the price of one in the next update. First, The Dark Guys of London takes a long-belated look at the world of German Edgar Wallace and Bryan Edgar Wallace adaptations. Then Sir Ben Kingsley looks into whether or not it's legal to have his agent bastinadoed in Falling Stars.

 

 

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