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If these things stir your blood as they do mine, then you've come to the right place...

 

 

NEW REVIEWS:

Annihilation (2018)
Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)
The Beguiled (1970)
The Dragon Lives Again (1977)
Five Element Ninjas (1981)
The Shape of Water (2017)
Truth or Dare? A Critical Madness (1986)
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

Do aliens also consider us the Most Dangerous Game? Can MGM get away with making a movie that the Production Code was in part expressly designed to stop? Can Chinese audiences spin a not-very-successful American film into a franchise? El Santo attempts to answer all these questions and more in the next update.

 

 

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