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NEW REVIEWS:

Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (1978)
Sherlock Holmes (1916)
Star Wars, Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)
Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Virgin Witch (1972)
Wild Country (2005)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

El Santo delays his contribution to the B-Masters roundtable on accursed real estate in order to expand it into a theme update on Gothic romance movies. And on the side, be on the lookout for mythical beefcake, the ultimate vigilante cop, and-- yeah, okay-- one last goddamned Star Wars review.

 

 

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