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If these things stir your blood as they do mine, then you've come to the right place...

 

 

NEW REVIEWS:

All That Money Can Buy (1941)
The Devil Within Her (1975)
The Horror of Frankenstein (1970)
The Leech Woman (1959)
Night of the Ghouls (1958)
The Portrait (1915)
The Queen of Spades (1916)
Satan Exultant (1917)
The School Girls (1970)
Twister's Revenge! (1987)
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)

 

 

OTHER NEWS:

Some of you may have noticed that the B-Masters Cabal site vanished mysteriously at the beginning of April. It's a long story, but suffice it to say that we're looking for a new hosting company. In the meantime, we're squatting the spare room at Braineater, where we've set up a stopgap version of the old site for use until such time as we find a new permanent home. I'll keep you posted on further developments as they develop.

 

 

NEXT TIME:

Multi-megaton sci-fi insanity from Japan, the movie I was prevented from covering for the B-Masters made-for-TV roundtable, and the moment when Brian De Palma really got serious about ripping off Alfred Hitchcock. Plus, if you can't trust Harry Alan Towers not to leave the S&M out of an S&M barbarian movie, then who the hell can you trust?!

 

 

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