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ZOMBIES! CANNIBALS! AXE-WIELDING KILLERS!
WITCHES! WEREWOLVES! LESBIAN VAMPIRES!
ALIENS! ROCKETSHIPS! LUNATIC SCIENCE!
SMUT! FILTH! PERVERSION!
If these things stir your blood as they do mine, then you've come to the right place...
So after doing this for ten years, I finally decided to sell out just enough to defray (I hope...) some of my hosting costs. Each of these latest reviews includes a link to the movie's page on Amazon.com, and I get a little kickback every time one of you is fool enough to click through and buy the disc or tape; I'll be going back to add similar links to old reviews as time permits. To be honest, I'm a little uncomfortable with this change, but I get enough mail from people asking where to shop for this or that film that I think my readers will get something out of it, too. I'm going to miss all those inexplicable e-mails inquiring after In the Shadow of Kilimanjaro, though, once I've completed back-fitting the ads...
It's time for another B-Fest roundup. This year, that means psychotic teenagers, futuristic cavemen, disappointingly tame blaxploitation, utterly deranged chopsocky, and a movie I absolutely cannot believe I didn't hate.