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NEW REVIEWS:

Appointment with Fear (1985)
Bad Moon (1996)
Blood Tide (1982)
Dracula, A.D. 1972 (1972)
The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974)
Frankenstein (2025)
The Running Man (2025)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

I'm looking at several weeks of bachelor living after the holidays, and you know what that means: it's time for another update laser-focused on the shameful, the indefensible, and the downright fucking pointless!

 

 

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