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NEW REVIEWS:

Americathon (1979)
Cobra (1986)
Crimson Peak (2015)
Dragonwyck (1946)
Hannibal (2001)
Hercules (1983)
The Adventures of Hercules (1984)
Mandingo (1975)
The Maze (1953)
Midnight Special (2016)
Moon Zero Two (1969)
Rebecca (1940)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

The other half of my contribution to the B-Masters' Dino De Laurentiis roundtable and other unfinished business. Plus, quite possibly the foulest, most indefensible movie I've ever reviewed!

 

 

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