1000 MISSPENT HOURS AND COUNTING

with  EL SANTO

 

The Only Movie Review Website Aimed Expressly at the WRONG-Thinking!

 

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WITCHES!  WEREWOLVES!  LESBIAN VAMPIRES!

ALIENS!  ROCKETSHIPS!  LUNATIC SCIENCE!

SMUT!  FILTH!  PERVERSION!

If these things stir your blood as they do mine, then you've come to the right place...

 

 

NEW REVIEWS:

Death Becomes Her (1992)
The Demoniacs (1974)
Dressed to Kill (1980)
The G-String Horror (2012)
Gargoyles (1972)
Gor (1987)
Latitude Zero (1969)
Lips of Blood (1975)
The Nude Vampire (1970)
The Rape of the Vampire (1968)
The Shiver of the Vampires (1971)
The Vampire Beast Craves Blood (1967)

 

 

OTHER NEWS:

Some of you may have noticed that the B-Masters Cabal site vanished mysteriously at the beginning of April. It's a long story, but suffice it to say that we're looking for a new hosting company. In the meantime, we're squatting the spare room at Braineater, where we've set up a stopgap version of the old site for use until such time as we find a new permanent home. I'll keep you posted on further developments as they develop.

 

 

NEXT TIME:

Just in time for the start of the Material Plane version here in Maryland, it's the 1000 Misspent Hours and Counting Renaissance Festival, featuring John Boorman, Paul Verhoeven, Uwe Boll, and Albert Pyun. You're going to want lots of mead for this one...

 

 

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