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ZOMBIES!  CANNIBALS!  AXE-WIELDING KILLERS!

WITCHES!  WEREWOLVES!  LESBIAN VAMPIRES!

ALIENS!  ROCKETSHIPS!  LUNATIC SCIENCE!

SMUT!  FILTH!  PERVERSION!

If these things stir your blood as they do mine, then you've come to the right place...

 

 

NEW REVIEWS:

Dagmar's Hot Pants, Inc. (1971)
Dumplings (2004)
Fascination (1979)
The Mystery of the 13th Guest (1943)
Nightmares Come at Night (1970)
Orloff and the Invisible Man (1970)
Sacred Flesh (1999)
The Wicker Tree (2011)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

The race to The Force Awakens turns into the Naboo Death March as El Santo takes on the misbegotten prequels. Meanwhile, on a less depressing note, look out for sexy witches, killer puppies, and whatever else I can think of to console myself.

 

 

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